Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Today's song of the day is a shout-out to the nineties, a time when, confusingly enough, presidential rape culture was out and Bill "Slick Willy" Clinton was in (source: 105th United States Congress). It's Ghetto Supastar by Pras. Many of you are familiar with the character of Ricky Bobby in Will Ferrell's Talladega Nights: Now... Continue Reading →
But before I dive in head first (like Pete Rose), if you received the “Random Bidtits (10/4/2017)” email but didn’t read the post online, you’re missing out on a final paragraph following the photo of the porn stars (how many blogs can begin with this). Posted that mofo before it was finished. As for the... Continue Reading →
Who here remembers the GTA series from our youth? If so, you will remember the Faggio: a parody of both Vespa and Piaggio. Here's a photo from the game: Cool, right? Well I came across the ULTIMATE Faggio last weekend. Huge faggio move. Big league faggio. Thanks, guy. Dick move when I'm desperately searching for... Continue Reading →
I think it's time I share my talents with the world: my college roommate and I, many years ago, held the record on the Big Buck Hunter at our local Walmart. We would frequent the store simply to get Subway sandwiches followed by rounds of Big Buck Hunter near the checkout lines for up for... Continue Reading →
Wishing everyone a warm and fuzzy Cinco De Mayo. Okay, lot to cover here, so time to play ketchup. In the spirit of Mexican heritage, I'm throwing up a massive text wall. Don't like it? This posting just got 2 paragraphs longer. More than once in my life, I've been told that from time... Continue Reading →
According to Wikipedia, Risk is a strategy board game of diplomacy, conflict, and conquest for 2 to 6 players. The standard version is played on a board depicting a political map of the Earth, divided into 42 territories (let's call these "American Territories To-be"), which are grouped into 6 continents. Turn rotates among players who control armies of... Continue Reading →
Really? No one likes my windmills comment and allusion to Father Reagan? Tough crowd... Happy flipping Friday to you all! With that, there are two songs of the day today: 1). Waves by Kanye West 2). Howling at Nothing by Nathaniel Rateliff and The Night Sweats Yesterday evening, I discovered the magic of meme making.... Continue Reading →
Just a quick idea for those getting back at 1am and in need of some tasty protein (I'll let this one go...). Cook frozen, skinless boneless chicken tits in the pot on medium in vegetable oil and cover for twenty five minutes, flipping occasionally. Then, cut the chicken now that it's unfrozen and cut into... Continue Reading →
Never before has a nerdier line been uttered at 8am. My neckbeard twitched with giddy amusement as he lifted his shirt this morning to show a quasi-permanent lateral line across his stomach. Battle scars from the night before, hunched behind the glow of the Asus as enemy mana regens and ultimates danced across our monitors.... Continue Reading →
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