Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Throw him in the main stream. Check it, frozen spicy rice from TJ’s, chicken, tomato soup, goat cheese, and some seasonings. Make it in bulk and it lasts days! And for my finance friends boning up on their ampersands and abbreviations: Nah, candidly, I opened this thing and it was painfully amateur. I’d rather pinch... Continue Reading →
AAAAAYYYYYYY-OOOH!!! This morning, someone brought the following article to my attention: He mentioned that the fire chief and his men were pulling straws to see who could go fight the fire. I can imagine the firefighters now. No, in all fairness, these pot wildfires are no laughing matter and the men and women going in... Continue Reading →
Ah, October 10th. Happy ten, ten, ten, twenty on yo titties, bitch. Today’s song of the day is Rack City by Tyga. Shout out to Mr. Rose. However, after two hours of slamming my clam hammer balls deep into an industry overview, I realized that today’s song of the day has to be Back Dat... Continue Reading →
If you haven’t seen it, Donald Trump took precious moments away from his 2020 campaign to shower Puerto Ricans with American generosity. Nothing says “White America is here to help you” like mushroom tipping a bunch of Puerto Rican Oompa Loompas in the face with the Brawny Man. Who cares about delivering internet and power,... Continue Reading →
A) Sorry to block out the location info. It is Uber, so she’s not in London. It is not an UberBoat, so she’s not in Puerto Rico. There is a functioning street lamp, so she’s not in North Korea. She does speak English, so she’s not in Miami or SoCal. She is driving, so she’s not in Saudi... Continue Reading →
Salutations! It’s my fancy way of saying...hello! Today’s song of the day is a new one: it’s What Lovers Do by Maroon 5 and SZA. So we all know of Martin Shkreli (aka Pharma Bro) and how much of an anus he is, but did you know that he has two unexpected doppelgängers? The first... Continue Reading →
Ahhhhh yeah, bro. Today's song of the day is Stubborn Love by The Mulligan Brothers. It's a cover and a darn good one at that. Walked through a number of open homes over the weekend and the only photo I took after the entire day was: And now for a random thought: BOOYAHHHHH!!!
Yo, home girl! What's good? Happy Friday! Random thought a good hombre shared with me this week: you can't spell "advertisements" without "semen" between the "tits." Now you know! Like that joke? Well, Reagan be with you. I don't know if it's because I've been taking creatine or because I've been pounding my clamhammer more... Continue Reading →
Today's song of the day is Because the Night by 10,000 Maniacs. Now for some brief food porn: And an amazing Seinfeld callout:
Annyong! Today's song of the day is In Reverse by The War on Drugs. Then I'll leave you with some potentially doctored photos of our Charmer in Chief. Also, did anyone see Melania with her FLOTUS hat on this week? Great woman, great woman. Made a fortune in wedlock. Even if it's a cruel, ugly... Continue Reading →
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