Category: Love and Relationships

Happy 500th Post!

That's right! Musings and Malarkey not only turns 4 this month, but today we're celebrating our 500th post! However, today's posting is somewhat muted given some bad news in the world of sports: per Dick Pound, the olympics have been post-boned to 2021: I expect Dick is feeling pretty deflated about all of this and... Continue Reading →

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COVID-19 Pickup Lines

Good morning, all! I hope everyone is happy and healthy and staying that way. As such, I'd like to promote some cheer and post some pickup lines related to an otherwise sad subject. Enjoy: Stay home and stay healthy.

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Song of the Day (3/17/2020)

I know a lot of you are stuck working from home so this song felt appropriate today. It's Beat It by Michael Jackson. I hope you enjoy the rhythm as you cream your spinach or season your sausage.

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Song of the Day (2/11/2020)

Today’s song of the day is a shout-out to a very luck man set to wed a very lucky woman. I couldn’t be more thrilled for the lovely couple and am excited to be a part of their lives together, including many more years of giving them “the business” on rat race, hang ‘em high,... Continue Reading →

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Song of the Day (12/30/2019)

A very belated Merry Christmas to both of my readers (I love you, mom!) Today's song of the day is a true toe tapper: it's Burning Man by Dierks Bentley. Shit, this is a fantastic song. Today's second song of the day is a shout-out to my bitches in the bride squad: it's The Way... Continue Reading →

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Muff-Scented Incense and Lambo Zionism

I understand that many of you come to MaM for your source of unchecked jingoism and shallow political commentary and as such, today's Lamborghini paint job won't disappoint.  But before we beat Jared Kushnir to eliminating conflict in the Middle East, I need you to check out this incense.  Available from "Aroma Depot," you can... Continue Reading →

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