Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
I enjoyed some steak nacho, nacho spice blasted crust hot pockets for lunch today. There’s a real opportunity to set a world record here but I’ll need the representative from Guinness to join me in the shower for this one. Waders optional.
Have yourself a wonderful Saturday!
Here's an article that may appeal to those men of you with face decorations. I've always known this to be true but now we have science on our side! Also, is there anyone less trustworthy than the "beautician" at the Macy's makeup station? No, there isn't. Why Salesmen Should Consider Growing Beards A researcher looked... Continue Reading →
Wondering how long it will take me to get the rest of the single digits and have a full set of 10. Worth starting a new category on MaM for this? Maybe I could pursue the alphabet after that? Talk about alphabet soup…
Annyong! As the title suggests, here are some names – actual, honest-to-Reagan names – for a girl that sound more like a body part, or body act, than a potential girlfriend: Lenis Pooja Mangena Rim Lesbia Sexburgis Oralee Placencia (this one made me consider filing this post under the "Food" category) How many awkward moments... Continue Reading →
But first - have you guys and gals seen what “Meta” means in Hebrew? Not a great move for a company that has already lost its allure with the next generation. Then I came across the below and all I can say is that I absolutely love the internet.
"I have the plunger and I'm here to help." Although if I'm honest, I've had a bit of the runs lately. I pinched off a loaf yesterday that couldn't clog anything. Seriously, nothing. I could've flushed that shit through a drinking straw no problem. Happy Halloween!
Check these puppies out:
When it's leg day, every day. Get huge and never ever admit to inhaling. #legstoo
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