To the 7,400 (as of early morning 9/5/2019) Australian men, women, and children planning to attend the below BBQ, I want each of you to know that there will always be a light on and an open home for you in the United States. Although I unfortunately cannot make the date, I'll pour out a... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (9/3/2019)
Today's song of the day is a throwback to 1994 with DJ BoBo's Love is all Around. A couple of months ago, I posted a photo of Sour Patch Kids flavored cereal. Here's a new one for ya:
White House Kitchen Staff Should Get Used to “Lean Cuisine for One”
Shared with me by another Cherokee amigo. Really excited to open the White House fridge and see nothing but frozen lean cuisines and bison burgers.
Song of the Day (8/11/2019)
Okay, we all know I've been dropping some real drivel on this puppy as of late. However, with today's song of the day, I'm going to turn your world upside down. I expect you'll be thinking "you know, DD, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like... Continue Reading →
Potbelly’s Down 16%, or 75% From the 52 Week High
Are there any activist investors who would like to join me as I calmly make my way to their annual meeting: This management team isn't going to like me when I'm angry.
Random Bidtits (8/1/2019)
Did you know that the Wikipedia page for "Jesus Christ" has a total of 457 reference citations while the Wikipedia page for "LeBron James" has a total of 408? Oh, and "Pope Francis" has 581, "List of LGBT Firsts by Year" has 258, and "Sexuality in Ancient Rome" has 692. Tough love, Jesus. Those pesky... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (7/24/2019)
A couple of terrific license plates for your enjoyment. The first photo inspired today's song of the day, which is CFTC (Babysit Me) by R.S. Featuring L~Reece. And the second photo is below. I have nothing clever - just seems to be the French translation of "gay." You know what? Fuck it, I have so... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (7/11/2019) AND HAPPY FOURTH!!!
Today's song of the day will resonate well con mis amigos blancos. It's Hopeless Wanderer by Mumford & Sons. Very catchy. Very white. Some of you have asked me where you can find the entire speech by John Galt at the end of Atlas Shrugged. Here's a link to the entire thing. I also forgot... Continue Reading →
Steak Tartare and Reuben
Nothing other than two photos of the most amazing foods in the world: Slide into my DMs if you want to know the name of the restaurant. (Did I say that correctly? The lingo? The grammar? Was it okay?)
Here’s to Hoping Her Middle Name is “Sodium”
I imagine as a child reciting nursery rhymes, her parents put their own special twist on the title and instead used "Hot Sideways Buns." Which come to think of it, this English nursery rhyme from the 18th century was practically written for the Chinese market - just look at the lyrics below: "Hot cross buns!... Continue Reading →
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