Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
If you haven’t seen it, Donald Trump took precious moments away from his 2020 campaign to shower Puerto Ricans with American generosity. Nothing says “White America is here to help you” like mushroom tipping a bunch of Puerto Rican Oompa Loompas in the face with the Brawny Man. Who cares about delivering internet and power,... Continue Reading →
We begin with this: I’m assuming this readership is aware of the term "honey pot." Next, a stellar quote from our Dealmaker in Chief: "The press is very powerful but it lasts for, both good and bad, lasts for a finite period of time. The one thing about the press is that it's fleeting. It's... Continue Reading →
Already one posting in on the day and we already have too many updates for our dear Supreme Reader. And that is absolutely NOT an allusion to LRM (lil’ rocket man). But still, this is all the news that’s fit to print (read: publish and hope some lonely fool stumbles upon MAM). First off, this... Continue Reading →
Salutations! It’s my fancy way of saying...hello! Today’s song of the day is a new one: it’s What Lovers Do by Maroon 5 and SZA. So we all know of Martin Shkreli (aka Pharma Bro) and how much of an anus he is, but did you know that he has two unexpected doppelgängers? The first... Continue Reading →
The below is a urologist...and an actual person: For those of you not getting it, that's Dr. Dick Tapper, Urologist. WTF is going on with all of these hurricanes in the Gulf?!? First there was Harvey. Then there was Irma, which was below initial expectations. Then there was Jose...following the media spectacle that was Harvey... Continue Reading →
Who here remembers the GTA series from our youth? If so, you will remember the Faggio: a parody of both Vespa and Piaggio. Here's a photo from the game: Cool, right? Well I came across the ULTIMATE Faggio last weekend. Huge faggio move. Big league faggio. Thanks, guy. Dick move when I'm desperately searching for... Continue Reading →
Today's song of the day is Because the Night by 10,000 Maniacs. Now for some brief food porn: And an amazing Seinfeld callout:
First off, a little photo: And now an article from Bloomberg. "That sounds like another one of those gradeless, structureless, new age feel-gooderies." - Michael Bluth Startup Juicero Shutters Operations and Seeks a Buyer By Eric Newcomer September 1, 2017, 2:37 PM EDT September 1, 2017, 3:35 PM EDT Juicero Inc., the vegetable and fruit... Continue Reading →
Banging through some life observations and cool shit from the last few weeks: 1) Here is an article from the Wall Street Journal with some stunning photos of undersea life: Into the Deep: The Underwater Photography Awards. 2) Here is an article from The New Yorker that is absolutely worth your time but will take a... Continue Reading →
Hooded Man #2: Have we started the fire?... Bane: Yes. The [Reagan] rises. And finally. My tomato garden has sprouted a va-jay: Earlier in the harvest at a vegetable staff meeting to discuss the vegetable, fruit, and bacterial culture, Arianna Huffington, another pear, talked about how one tomato vagina on a plot often leads to... Continue Reading →
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