Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
مرحبا and عيد ميلاد سعيد to the baby Jesus...Merry Christmas! Today's song of the day is Arab Money by Busta Rhymes. I'm writing to you from the toilet after an unfortunate bout of holiday face-hole stuffing. I want to get up and look at this thing but I don't dare make eye contact. It's been a... Continue Reading →
Gooooooood MORNING MIDDLE AMERICAAAAA!!!!! Short posting today. The following is a great quote (although the sperm part is cringeworthy) from Erick Gray: "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give... Continue Reading →
I don't really have anything to add here. Is there too much liquidity in the pipeline...and customers need to eat the finished goods? Do auditors really want to see their bonded positions? Let's talk about TIP inflows...well sound the horn! (If you need to, don't Google this one). BofA:Merrill Lynch = Bull:Bear? Never mind, we're... Continue Reading →
hey Hey HEY! I may have used this before but it's a good one - today's song of the day is Tunnel of Love by the Dire Straits. Unlike the Dire Straits love tunnel, which has seen little action since it's release, Lynn Tilton's has been on full display for pub(l)ic consumption. The section of... Continue Reading →
No? That's because it never came out! ZINGGGGG. Here are two photos I found amusing: And for my finance friends in media M&A, I found a synergistic opportunity for the Trump Corp. to expand into the music industry with literally zero rebranding effort needed: Closing deals, broseph. And for my hombres doing hard time for... Continue Reading →
You’re just 10mg of addy away from that vFINAL! Also, this two minute video (Everyone’s Upstairs Neighbor) should be required reading for all boys and girls entering the multi family housing world. What shouldn’t be required reading, yet was required for a roommate back in my colleeeeege years: Brought to you by the labor movement.... Continue Reading →
A) Sorry to block out the location info. It is Uber, so she’s not in London. It is not an UberBoat, so she’s not in Puerto Rico. There is a functioning street lamp, so she’s not in North Korea. She does speak English, so she’s not in Miami or SoCal. She is driving, so she’s not in Saudi... Continue Reading →
This story is stolen from this source. Before a company goes public, the highest level executives embark on a multi-city tour with their investment bankers to drum up support for the upcoming IPO. This trip is called a roadshow and since the group will typically visit dozens of cities on a tight schedule, a private... Continue Reading →
Ahhhhh yeah, bro. Today's song of the day is Stubborn Love by The Mulligan Brothers. It's a cover and a darn good one at that. Walked through a number of open homes over the weekend and the only photo I took after the entire day was: And now for a random thought: BOOYAHHHHH!!!
Not much here other than a collection of some solid (although not in the case of my poops) things I've come across in recent weeks. Unfortunately, I've been busy splitting my time between working (a novel concept) and splitting the porcelain (more of a navel concept). I spent this morning perched on the throne, feeling... Continue Reading →
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