Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Fuck Nelly (Michael Bluth? There's a Nellie waiting for you at the end of the bar.) Furtado and her misandrist bullshit. Gee wiz, with a narcissistic, overly aggressive anti-male message like that, she'd have to stay attractive. Ope, OHHHHH SHITTT!!!! I've never seen someone forced to enter Grauman's Chinese Theatre one hip(po) at a time.... Continue Reading →
Ahhhhhh, salaam, and good evening to you, worthy friend. Please, please, come closer. To begin this evening, here is easily one of the greatest family guy bits of all time. All part of the liberal left's gay agenda/attack on the family/kitchen table. Did you hear the one about the guy with five penises? His pants... Continue Reading →
Shitter was full... Well I'm off to hit the sack then go to bed. Nearly had one of those right-before-bedtime busts where you pause, think, and decide to put on a pair of underwear rather than take the risk. Happy Friday!
Had one of those mornings recently. Not the sort where you're sitting at your desk stroking your chin, only to catch a faint whiff of last evening's cooter on your one hand, then coconut oil and asshole on the other. No, I'm talking something good. After sharing some tinder profiles with friends, I've been told... Continue Reading →
Everyone's favorite wacky sidekick Tyrese Gibson, often broadcasting his own story but typically more focused on finding and slamming a third base, has knocked off cribs in spectacular form. However, I've become accustomed to such displays of public masterbation.
Coachella called. They want their MDMA and stupid fucking hat back. Didn't realize selfies were a thing before Hey Arnold! went off air in 2004.
This video is by far the best use of thirty hours I've found. Always appreciate the dynamic resulting from the merger of two great fictions. 300: Making America Great Again Donald Trump Parody. Perfect casting on the part of Ephialtes, that sniveling sack of political shit. Hopefully in the remake he'll cling to his shield with the same tenacity... Continue Reading →
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