Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Today's song of the day is a shout-out to the nineties, a time when, confusingly enough, presidential rape culture was out and Bill "Slick Willy" Clinton was in (source: 105th United States Congress). It's Ghetto Supastar by Pras. Many of you are familiar with the character of Ricky Bobby in Will Ferrell's Talladega Nights: Now... Continue Reading →
Here’s the link but the story is below: Thank you for joining us today, Middle-earth media. I’d like to start today’s briefing by addressing the recent news of the Witch-King’s indictment. The Witch-King of Angmar was an extremely minor cog within the Ringwraith organization and has never had, nor currently has, a relationship with Lord... Continue Reading →
Throw him in the main stream. Check it, frozen spicy rice from TJ’s, chicken, tomato soup, goat cheese, and some seasonings. Make it in bulk and it lasts days! And for my finance friends boning up on their ampersands and abbreviations: Nah, candidly, I opened this thing and it was painfully amateur. I’d rather pinch... Continue Reading →
You’re just 10mg of addy away from that vFINAL! Also, this two minute video (Everyone’s Upstairs Neighbor) should be required reading for all boys and girls entering the multi family housing world. What shouldn’t be required reading, yet was required for a roommate back in my colleeeeege years: Brought to you by the labor movement.... Continue Reading →
A) Sorry to block out the location info. It is Uber, so she’s not in London. It is not an UberBoat, so she’s not in Puerto Rico. There is a functioning street lamp, so she’s not in North Korea. She does speak English, so she’s not in Miami or SoCal. She is driving, so she’s not in Saudi... Continue Reading →
Today's song of the day is Because the Night by 10,000 Maniacs. Now for some brief food porn: And an amazing Seinfeld callout:
Not much here other than a collection of some solid (although not in the case of my poops) things I've come across in recent weeks. Unfortunately, I've been busy splitting my time between working (a novel concept) and splitting the porcelain (more of a navel concept). I spent this morning perched on the throne, feeling... Continue Reading →
For those unaware:
... Look what they did to Artoo! I felt like I was pissing into his mouth. Separately, I stumbled across an amazing boat name: If you can't read it, it's "Wasted Seaman." Try and top that (okay that sounds worse than expected). Speaking of great names, came across another one this week: Also, came across... Continue Reading →
I have recently got way too into the Bachelor, and they just released the cast of wannabes, and I spent waaaaaaay too long writing this. I got way too excited when I saw the cast for this season was released. And only four days before the premier! So much to consider in so little time!... Continue Reading →
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