DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS?!?!?!? It's time to embrace our/my inner cattiness and get judgy on people far more handsome than me! Let's ignore all the anti-bully campaigns and make fun of some people who decided to embarrass their parents in public on television instead of in private like the rest of us!... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Posting: Most Edible Star Wars Character
PETA has a notorious billboard with a bunch of farm animals and pets in a row, asking where you draw the line between dinner and a pet? Obviously the answer is after the chicken but before the horse (I've eaten Ikea meatballs, so I'm even flexible on the horse -- an incredible creature with a... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (4/3/2018)
Time is of the essence! Today's song of the day is another great pump-up jam. It's Summer Air by Italobrothers. Now for some photos of the week. Obligatory Arrested Development shoutout as it's been too long: Awesome shoutout to Señor Jefe Bezos: Shoutout to my boy Bruce Wayne and that Mexican chick from Black Widow... Continue Reading →
Guest Posting by Arch Stanton: In Which I Watch Vanderpump Rules
Someone recommended the Bravo reality TV show "Vanderpump Rules." Apparently, this show is a spin off of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and focuses on one of the women from that show and her restaurant she allegedly runs, and all the aspiring models, singers and actors. It's basically "Jersey Shore" on the west coast... Continue Reading →
Guest Posting by Arch Stanton: Stormy Daniels: An Investigation
As you are well aware, el Presidente's latest scandal involves his putting his Cheeto-dusted penis where it doesn't belong ala Bill Clinton, our substitute-teacher President. Like you, I have taken violent steps to avoid hearing about a man in his sixties being paddled by a washed-up pornstar with a magazine with his face on the... Continue Reading →
Guest Post by Arch Stanton: Music Videos That Propelled Me Through Puberty
Today is a guest posting from our very own Arch Stanton, who can sometimes prove hard to find. A preliminary note from Arch to kick off his posting: Really just an excuse to talk about my dick, I used WordPad so it could probably use a spell check. A recent vacation featured a discussion of great... Continue Reading →
Peyton Manning, Legend
Just a random collection of videos from arguably the greatest football player AND entertainer of all time. You'll surely appreciate these: Manning Enjoying New Retirement Home Peyton Manning Opening Monologue at ESPYs 2017 Peyton's Super Bowl Party Gone Bad SNL Digital Short: United Way - SNL Peyton Manning Commercials Compilation NFL Ads (note that YouTube... Continue Reading →
Random Bidtits / Song of the Day (1/24/2018)
What's up, what's up, WHAT'S UP! To all the new followers, thank you for joining this mediocre blog! To all the people who viewed the site and decided not to follow, fuck you, I hope you slam your nugget pouch in a DVD case. Let's get this party started with a little music, shall we? ... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (12/19/2017)
Today's song de la dia is Coming Back to Life by Pink Floyd. Do I have any Alex Trebek fans in the house? I've been far too accommodating to my fellow capitalists. And just like Trebek and his ball, perhaps it's time I give my commie readers the presidential treatment. It's Arthur!Arthur's right about that!... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (12/16/2017)
Sup, brah! Today's song of the day is...so-so in terms of the actual song...but the old cowboy is FUCKING EPIC! It's Big Enough by Kirin J Callinan. If time is in short supply, go directly to minute 1:45. He wrote us this bigggg sexy hook that he knows we're really gonna dig. And if you... Continue Reading →
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