Two things. First, I’m fairly confident that I heard something hit the bathroom floor while I did it but I have yet to find any “material”. And two, my hemorrhoids were flapping around like a midair refueling fuel nozzle behind a KC-135. Stay thirsty, my friends.
Awkward Moments (6/2/2025)
I was at an intersection yesterday and coming from the other direction was a long line of cars waiting at the red light. The light turns green, the first car goes, and the second car is just sitting there with nothing but a green in front of it. After 12-15 seconds, multiple cars behind it... Continue Reading →
Awkward Moments (1/10/2025)
Been a while since we’ve done one of these awkward moments posts, amirite? But this is just too good: Part Uno: Part Deux: Oof.
Had an Un-fortunate Shart in the Car This Morning…
And I was far from home so by the time I got there, this thing had a chance to really manifest itself with a firm root structure. 15 miles and 45 minutes later, it was like pulling bark off a tree.
They’re Gonna Need a Bigger Sign for the Fat Tuesday Sale
Have yourself a wonderful Saturday!
Come Awn Dawn Ta Appabeeeees!!!
Been meaning to share this one for a while. CNN is just. Such. A joke. Check out this 19 second video. They’re morons, Rita.
Awkward Moments (3/3/2022)
Nothing more than this little guy shared with me by and courtesy of the Meditative Mandarin.
Awkward Moments (2/17/2022)
Earlier this evening, I was walking into our kitchen when I said to Alexa "Alexa, play 'sucking on my titties like you wanted me to'" only to immediately find that my bunking cousin was on speakerphone with someone. It was a customer service representative who heard the entire thing. Whoops. So I left the room... Continue Reading →
Zuck is Such a Poop Stain
But first - have you guys and gals seen what “Meta” means in Hebrew? Not a great move for a company that has already lost its allure with the next generation. Then I came across the below and all I can say is that I absolutely love the internet.
Song of the Day (10/24/2021)
But before we begin, I heard an excellent dad joke that I must share: did you hear that the CEO of IKEA was recently made Prime Minister of Sweden? They expect it will take him a week to put together his cabinet. One more for you. I was recently out playing Jeopardy-style trivia and the... Continue Reading →
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