The left has spent the last ten years delivering ad hominem attacks on Trump and his supporters. Perennially befuddled, they blamed the Hilary loss - and will doubtlessly blame this loss - in no small part on bigotry and misogynistic machoism run amok. Blinded by a never-ending well of self righteousness, they’ve lurched too far... Continue Reading →
Submission by Dr. Bluman
And my obligatory follow-up:
Had an Un-fortunate Shart in the Car This Morning…
And I was far from home so by the time I got there, this thing had a chance to really manifest itself with a firm root structure. 15 miles and 45 minutes later, it was like pulling bark off a tree.
I Didn’t Apply Myself In School And My Knowledge Of History Is A Little Hazy
Should I be worried about a populist uprising at a major German institution with ties to the German state? We’re totally fine, right? Also! Huge shoutout to Dr. Bluman who recommended the song Hey Pablo by Anti Up. Fun beat! Plus, you know, Paul is arguably the most important figure ever in terms of spreading... Continue Reading →
Amoco Mechanical Pencil
Check this out! Not a pen…a mechanical pencil from the people who bring you the cleanest fuel on earth. And I skipped breakfast, so I'm off to Burger King.
Random Bidtits (2/13/2023)
Some photos for you today: Now enjoy this 30 second video of the greater sage grouse mating dance. Also this: It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
Janus Motorcycles
I have to put in a plug here at these things are simply stunning. Check out the Janus Motorcycles website when you have a moment. Also check out the "team" page while there, some of their beards are epic and exactly what you would expect of a domestic motorcycle manufacturing employee base. Steve McQueen would... Continue Reading →
Elon Musk and Free Speech: 1. Twitter and The Dems in 2024: 0.
Before I begin, I’d just like to point out that Tim Apple initially autocorrected my title from “Dems” to “Fems”. Tim Fruit isn’t wrong. The big news of the day - other than 30 year fixed mortgages hitting an 11 year high - is Teflon Elon making a $(5)4.20 bid for soon-to-be Titter (nee Twitter).... Continue Reading →
Prince Andrew, (Previously) His Royal Highness and Song of the Day (1/26/2022)
Before we commence with the lewd innuendo that is typical of this two-bit horse and buggy blog, can we please remember that everyone is innocent until proven guilty and that previously His Royal Highness Prince Andrew ("Albert" by his closest, most intimate friends) may not be guilty of these minor, minor offenses? How can the... Continue Reading →
Daddy’s Got a New Haircut and Song of the Day (12/9/2021)
Today’s song of the day isn’t terribly clever given the time of year but it’s lovely nonetheless. It’s Waltz of the Flowers by…oh Jesus the YouTube app won’t let me copy and paste this…by T-c-h-a-i-k-o-v-s-k-y. Separately, who has seen Daddy ‘Lon’s new coiffure? Look, I’m all for Elon’s right to free hair expression and fucking... Continue Reading →
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