Do you ever get the feeling of resentment for your current place of residence? Traffic sucks, or shitty grocery stores, or sub par transport, or that weird homeless guy that is VERY opinionated on "the Zionists"? I find myself whining frequently in my Stepford Wives-ass suburb, but then I will watch a show and think,... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Post: Episode 4 of Today I Learned – Viking Thralls
A recent study mapped the DNA of modern Icelanders and determined the Icelandic men were roughly 80% derivative of Norse/Scandinavian countries, but traits passed down only through females show over half of the population was Celtic. At first look, this a quirk of genealogy, but with a bit of math and good ol' fashioned logic,... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Post: Episode 3 of Today I Learned: Allahakbarries
If you are reading this, there's a great chance you don't know shit-all about cricket besides "former British colonies play it" and "it takes forever". Unrelated to the topic at hand, did you know the Indian cricket league, in an attempt to ward off any singular-franchise dynasties, has a full-scale free agency period once every... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Post: Best Kanye Featured Verses
If you hadn't noticed, everyone's favorite Kanye, Kanye West, has been Kanye-ing in the Kanye this Kanye. This post is not about that, because who really cares what Kanye thinks (NOTE - apparently everyone on the planet, including my mother). If you want that, I'm sure the Washington Post (good purchase Bezos!) has a long... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Posting: BACHELORETTE CAST 2018
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS?!?!?!? It's time to embrace our/my inner cattiness and get judgy on people far more handsome than me! Let's ignore all the anti-bully campaigns and make fun of some people who decided to embarrass their parents in public on television instead of in private like the rest of us!... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Post: Introduction to Metal
One of my life's biggest laments is that I am forced to trawl music blogs for good metal music. You see, none of my friends are cool enough to listen to the metal genre and save me from being forced to read idiots complain about music on their blogs. Today, this idiot is going to... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Posting: Brave Citizens Clash Against the Bloated Bureaucracy
If you happened to have missed the latest edition of the New York Post, which as red-blooded patriots, I am sure you did in favor of a more reputable publication, the Wall Street Journal or the Weekly World News, you missed a report of citizens grasping liberty from the jaws of governmental overreach (https://nypost.com/2018/04/28/snooty-dog-owners-hijacked-nyc-park-for-private-kennel-club/). To... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Post: A Sampling of Northern Maine Vernacular and Stories
Last fall, a bird hunting expedition returned me to my ancestral homeland, Aroostook County, Maine. To the rest of the planet, Aroostook County is only notable as the largest county by land area east of the Mississippi River and for being the place in northern Maine meteorologists point to in order to make the viewer... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Posting: Teen Vogue Takes On “Capitalism”
Earlier this week I stumbled across a primer on "capitalism" by beacon of critical economic journalism, the Wall Street Journal...the Economist...Teen Vogue (https://www.teenvogue.com/story/what-capitalism-is). Yes, Teen Vogue is now branching out from "Cardi B's Fashion Nova Collection", "5 Hottest Prom Trends", "Beginner's Guide to Coachella", and "Your Weekly Horoscope" (I swear these are all currently on... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Posting: Most Incomprehensible Features by Rappers on Pop Songs
Following our last post that somehow featured two astonishingly bizarre feature tracks by respected hip hop artists on tracks to be featured on songs with music videos for middle school boys to masturbate to on TRL, I remain hinged on this odd subtopic of modern music. Which coked-out music producer thought these combinations were what... Continue Reading →
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