To the 7,400 (as of early morning 9/5/2019) Australian men, women, and children planning to attend the below BBQ, I want each of you to know that there will always be a light on and an open home for you in the United States. Although I unfortunately cannot make the date, I'll pour out a... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (9/3/2019)
Today's song of the day is a throwback to 1994 with DJ BoBo's Love is all Around. A couple of months ago, I posted a photo of Sour Patch Kids flavored cereal. Here's a new one for ya:
White House Kitchen Staff Should Get Used to “Lean Cuisine for One”
Shared with me by another Cherokee amigo. Really excited to open the White House fridge and see nothing but frozen lean cuisines and bison burgers.
Song of the Day (8/29/2019)
I've probably used this one before but it's EFFING INCREDIBLE. Today's song of the day is Goodbye to You by Scandal. Reagan wills it.
Chris Brown for City Controller
Screw local politics, if it's fortune and fame he wants, he needs to get back to his roots, serving up big hits. I feel for the candidate running against him. Brown, more than anyone else, is well versed in bare knuckle politics. In politics as in life, one can even be subject to bruising victories.... Continue Reading →
A Question for the Ladies
So the other night, I couldn't sleep and was awake in the wee hours, flipping through photos on Google Images of definitely lingerie models and definitely not looking at amateur porn. I have a thing for matching, pitch-black bras and undies and this photo definitely proves it. Anyway, I came across the photo below. If... Continue Reading →
Good Luck with Your Fantasy Football Drafts!
I always think of my gay friend who went to the NFL after playing college. He started off as a tight end and ended up a wide receiver. Unrelated: here's the greatest piece of swag I've ever seen from the lads of Top Gear / Grand Tour:
Automatic Cancellation of Student Debt for Disabled Vets?
Well this won’t have any unintended consequences...
What Would it Look Like if Sam Elliott’s Upper Lip Was Giving Birth to Lucy Liu’s Love Child?
For reference: I'll stop here and let you figure out the Lucy Liu part before this really takes a sideways turn. And finally. Balls. Arrested Development devotees will recall that I have an obligation here:
Frolf and Peace Pieces
I begin today's lazy post with an article from the WSJ titled "A Chef’s Recipe For Staying Fit: Hurling a Disc Through the Air." The article in about frolf (i.e., frisbee golf or disc golf) and how chef, restaurateur, and TV show host Andrew Zimmern uses it to stay thin. If you're not already familiar... Continue Reading →
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