So what does it sound like when a naked Asian slides down the banister? - The Shadow
We’ve All Heard That Asian Women Have Sideways Vaginas…
Lloyd Blankfein, What a Pro
Nailed it, Lloyd. Also, his thought on the wealth tax is spot on:
Muff-Scented Incense and Lambo Zionism
I understand that many of you come to MaM for your source of unchecked jingoism and shallow political commentary and as such, today's Lamborghini paint job won't disappoint. But before we beat Jared Kushnir to eliminating conflict in the Middle East, I need you to check out this incense. Available from "Aroma Depot," you can... Continue Reading →
House of the Day (12/5/2019)
Okay, let me begin by saying that yes, the property is currently on the market for $12.95 million and I understand that not everyone can afford that but this is precisely why we created mortgages so you only need 20% as a down payment. ("It's one banana, Michael. How much can it cost, ten dollars?"... Continue Reading →
Trump’s NATO Mic Drop
Can we all agree that trump exhibited exemplary patience and thick skin given he waited as long as he did before peacing out on peacekeeping meetings? MY PRESIDENT IS ORANGE. MY COMPACT SUV'S WHITE. AND I BE GOD DAMN IF HIS CONSTITUENTS AIN’T TOO. Separately, how great is this ornament and how depressing in this... Continue Reading →
The Iowa Caucus is February 3rd
Predictions: Buttigieg rises to the top or near-top in a stunning performance. Bernie eats a corn dog. Elizabeth Warren kicks off her January pre-caucus campaign in Pocahontas, Iowa. Yes, that's right: Everyone best be getting excited for the new season and new format of Grand Tour, with the first episode airing December 13th. Here's the... Continue Reading →
Who Here Loves the new Peloton Commercial?
Peloton should partner with Slimfast and Hoover for the holidays. Save husbands the trouble of finding multiple gifts for their wives.
Jim Adler the Texas Hammer
This is simply one of the most entertaining two minute videos I've seen. From Last Week Tonight, this YouTube video is Jim Adler the Texas Hammer.
I Call this Dance the Reagan Sweep
For those of you who voted in the 1984 presidential election, when you get to the pearly gates, I highly encourage you to tell lead bouncer and all-around-good-guy Saint Peter that you lived somewhere other than Minnesota or D.C. From Wikipedia, "Reagan ran for reelection as President in 1984, running against Democrat Walter Mondale. Reagan... Continue Reading →
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