Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Salaam! Hope everyone is doing well and staying healthy. Today is a random collection of interesting items that I've been meaning to share for some time. Let's begin! You ever made love to a thug in the club wit' his ice on? Fuck the 87 Jeans and fresh pair of Nikes - all you need... Continue Reading →
There was an article recently about a woman getting arrested for stealing from a jewelry store. Apparently, she was hiding watches in her snatch and carrying them out in that state. No word on the brand of watch but Timex may make sense. Per their slogan in the fifties and sixties "it takes a licking... Continue Reading →
Parry, parry, thrust, thrust. Gooooood! Today's two houses of the day are potentially my dream homes. The first house of the day is based in Bedford, NY and although it's not on the market, here is the Zillow link so you may bask in its glory. The home. The barn. The coach house. The stately... Continue Reading →
Shared with me by a fine gentleman:
Oy vey, this blogging is getting arduous. Alas, these homes are worth my efforts. Here are two homes I've been meaning to share with you cool cats and kittens for a long time now. Enjoy! Today's first house of the day is a rustic cabin from Lake Placid, NY. Per the Zillow page, the home... Continue Reading →
Today's song of the day must be one of the greatest pump-up jams I've ever encountered. Seriously, it's auditory coke. It's Numa Numa by Tinna and SkiDropz. Quick fact: did you know that there are wedding bands and engagement rings that contain dinosaur bones and meteorite materials? Some bands have both. Check out this website... Continue Reading →
Happy new year! I'm currently on a marathon work call so will use this time productively to share some outrageously priced and out-of-reach homes with you. But first: oil well gushers! If you haven't seen images of the Kuwaiti oil field fires from 1991, check them out on Google Images. Far below is a photo... Continue Reading →
How, THE FUCK, did Joe Exotic not get a pardon? Has Trump never heard of the Tiger King? Has he never logged into Netflix and reached for the film cover with the tiger? Feminists should delight that we finally found a pussy that Trump hasn’t grabbed.
Good morning! Here are some random photos that you may enjoy:
Mornin'! I don't read The Onion but when an amigo shared the below with me - six months ago - I felt the need to repost. Finally getting to it: Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First MINNEAPOLIS—Calling for a more measured way to express opposition to police brutality, critics slammed... Continue Reading →
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