"I have the plunger and I'm here to help." Although if I'm honest, I've had a bit of the runs lately. I pinched off a loaf yesterday that couldn't clog anything. Seriously, nothing. I could've flushed that shit through a drinking straw no problem. Happy Halloween!
I’m Guessing They Met at a BDSM Bar…
We're all out here playing checkers while Bubly is out there playing chess...and fisting on the first date.
Article: The Democrats’ Wealth-Tax Mirage
Here we go again. Today's article is from the WSJ. See below: The Democrats’ Wealth-Tax Mirage: Their last fiscal resort is taxing unrealized capital gains of ‘billionaires.’ By The WSJ The Editorial Board Democrats are scrambling to finance their spending bill after Arizona Sen. Kyrsten Sinema shot down their plans to raise corporate and individual... Continue Reading →
Is This What Childbirth Looks Like?!?
Just curious if this is what it looks like when a gray-haired child starts crowning... Separately, it's that time of year when the temperatures drop. Here's the first snowflake of the season:
Song of the Day (10/24/2021)
But before we begin, I heard an excellent dad joke that I must share: did you hear that the CEO of IKEA was recently made Prime Minister of Sweden? They expect it will take him a week to put together his cabinet. One more for you. I was recently out playing Jeopardy-style trivia and the... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (10/20/2021)
It's been too long since this little number was bumping the clubs and this jam is too good. Today's song of the day is Shots by LMFAO ft. Lil Jon. Enjoy!
Restless. Anal. Syndrome.
I don’t have enough time to decorate this post with the typical sexual innuendo but here’s an article titled “COVID-19’s latest bizarre side effect: ‘Restless anal syndrome’” from the NY Post. Some advice: knock off the hot sauce the moment you test positive for Covid, lest you want your britches to boil in your own... Continue Reading →
House of the Day (9/29/2021) and Interstellar Neckbearding
Alrighty, this is pretty damn neat. Check out this gorgeous resort compound located at 36463 Butternut Point Road, Pequot Lakes, MN. Here is the Zillow link - it's 19 bedrooms, 22 washrooms, and has amazing grounds. Sits on 3.41 acres. Look at those sandy beaches and beautiful pine trees. It even has its own cove! ... Continue Reading →
House(s) of the Day (9/13/2021)
Been meaning to send these around for a while now and couldn't be happier to finally post and get them off my favorites list. Here are some houses of the day for ya: Per the Zillow link, this 6 bed, 7 bath, 16,774 sq. ft. house is gorgeous. Easton, MD and right on the water... Continue Reading →
Article: How Does a Rocket Work in Space Where There is no Air to Push Against?
Good afternoon, nerds. This is an old article from Union University (you know how much I hate using the "u" word): How Does a Rocket Work in Space Where There is no Air to Push Against? September 2002 The Wright brothers probably never thought about flying in space where there was no air. They designed... Continue Reading →
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