Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Okay, so I actually have four houses of the day but each is worthy of your time. Before I begin, I NEED this readership to know that there is a real-life "Cowboys & Indians" magazine currently in circulation. As many of you know, I am the legitimate love-child of John Wayne and Ronald Reagan, so... Continue Reading →
When I was in eighth grade or so, burning CDs was the coolest shit on the planet. I burned SO MANY CDs, many of which I still had until I tossed them in the garbage as this form of music is roughly four iterations of music outdated by now. It was about this time I... Continue Reading →
Here's an article on The Curse of the Honeycrisp Apple: Everyone’s favorite apple is leaving Northeastern orchards out on a limb. (DD interjection: FUCK New England and their self-serving, phony baloney altruism - they're FAKE NEWS! Constantly pettifogging about when it comes to which university someone attended / someone's daddy bought. As if! Am I... Continue Reading →
Here is an article on how the Nordic model is far from socialist: Bernie Sanders has single-handedly brought the term “democratic socialism” into the contemporary American political lexicon and shaken millions of Millennials out of their apathy towards politics. Even if he does not win the Democratic nomination, his impact on American politics will be... Continue Reading →
Devotees will recall that we ran a post titled "Random Bidtits (11/6/2018)" on November 6th, 2018. In that post, there was a young xe who we claimed had changed its name to Dean Economos in its pursuit of landing a career as a Dean of an Economics Department. The idea being that you need to... Continue Reading →
...but it could just as easily come from Barry Bonds or Trump/Putin 2016.
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