Picked up some pretty sweet garb and decor for the cinco party. Although, I was entirely bummed when I got home and realized the wall posters of the villagers weren't realistic...
Happy (Belated) Cinco de Mayo!
Today’s Prolonged, Unconfortable Eye Contact (5/25/2016)
Starting what may be a new thread theme here. Today's prolonged, awkward moment occurred shortly after work. Walking home and a massive thunderstorm was rolling into the city. I was coming up to an intersection when the wind gusted to 40+ MPH and ripped my Brooks Brothers umbrella clean off the handle. The rich, mahogany... Continue Reading →
I Found Ass on Tinder!
It finally happened, I finally found some ass (although sp?) on tinder.
Wait. This Isn’t Culinary School?
How pissed was she when she realized their school colors aren't Brown and White?
Hey Arnoldina!
Coachella called. They want their MDMA and stupid fucking hat back. Didn't realize selfies were a thing before Hey Arnold! went off air in 2004.
#MakeThermopylaeGreatAgain
This video is by far the best use of thirty hours I've found. Always appreciate the dynamic resulting from the merger of two great fictions. 300: Making America Great Again Donald Trump Parody. Perfect casting on the part of Ephialtes, that sniveling sack of political shit. Hopefully in the remake he'll cling to his shield with the same tenacity... Continue Reading →
Creationism Right Where it Belongs
This is too good. Among the lesser evils, including deceit, hypocrisy, logical fallacy, truthiness, and willful ignorance lies (very much pun intended) creationism. What better way to kick off the list than with the invisible man in the sky! Plenary indulgences can be recognized with a simple donation of $5. Donors providing recurring payments will be offered... Continue Reading →
The Stig Making an Appearance Across the Pond
HE'S HERE!!! Yes! It is true! The world's most famous faceless, nondescript Caucasian has motored his way across the pond. Would've been better in an i8 but still a great spot.
The Arbiter of Arrogance
Finance types, specifically "front office" (or revenue generating) members of the finance community, are not immune to the powerful forces of arrogance. But the bloke below takes this to a whole new level. Above is a LinkedIn profile photo I recently came across. I couldn't pass up the opportunity to share it with the world. Looking past... Continue Reading →
Confessions from a NYC Subway
Oh boy. In the subway? This is going to have a lot of hair on it. Probably good he's wearing a raincoat. Wonder if its written in Hebrew (read right to left); would make sense given he's planning on starting at the back and making his way forward. Takes me back to the days of poor... Continue Reading →
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