Is it Still a Dingleberry After it’s Been Wrenched Off?

I don’t know. I’m just asking questions, man. Now here’s one from The Shadow for ya: did you hear about the cross eyed seamstress? She couldn’t mend straight. Now enjoy these photos. Have a great day!

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I Recognize That This is a Bad Time To Do This and I Do Apologize

But I just saw a billboard for Shopify stating “Over 10% of US Commerce Flows Through Shopify, But Who’s Counting?” Did they not catch the memo that Biden and Trump - both - are going after big tech monopolies? Hey does anybody know if Jim Cramer is Jewish? Khanservative here over and out.

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Had an Un-fortunate Shart in the Car This Morning…

And I was far from home so by the time I got there, this thing had a chance to really manifest itself with a firm root structure. 15 miles and 45 minutes later, it was like pulling bark off a tree.

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Alá Groundhog Day, …

…whether my morning dung is a sinker or a floater seems to have predictive power on my day. Today will be a good day: this thing had a freeboard of at least 60% its total volume. It’s impossible to have a bad day following that level of buoyancy. Now enjoy these photos: Have a wonderful... Continue Reading →

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I Didn’t Apply Myself In School And My Knowledge Of History Is A Little Hazy

Should I be worried about a populist uprising at a major German institution with ties to the German state? We’re totally fine, right? Also! Huge shoutout to Dr. Bluman who recommended the song Hey Pablo by Anti Up. Fun beat! Plus, you know, Paul is arguably the most important figure ever in terms of spreading... Continue Reading →

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Song of the Day (4/6/2024)

Guten morgen! Another quick one - today’s song of the day is If You Leave Me Now by Chicago. An oldie and a goodie, just like me. Now check out these nice photos: Bis später!

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