Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Take this, all of you, and eat of it, for this is His Body, which will be given up for you... Take this, all of you, and drink from it, for this is the offering of His Meat, the Meat of the new and eternal covenant which will be pulled out for you and for... Continue Reading →
Some minor touch ups and BOOM!!! The gold digger can't stop lifting shit. She loves the yellow metal more than the orange man. Hope everyone and their junk is staying cool in this heat. To quote a pal, I may just stay home in front of the TV and get a fan on my dick.
I'll see ya at the party, Mike Pence. In America's breadbasket scoping out our next Republican Vice President candidate. Fingers crossed Hillbeast selects Elizabeth Warren G so we can watch Pence slide his wet meat down that Thief's throat. If Indiana is America's breadbasket, would that make Michigan America's pita plate?
Bud America. 2 lb angus burgers. Freedom fries. Nothing ushers in Freedom's 240th birthday quite like a handsome white knight. Please have a wonderful Fourth of July and take some time to enjoy freedom, democracy, and the American experience.
Swiping. Swiping. Swipinggg. And I come across this decrepit physical MANifestation of the PIIGS: What is that thing doing on my phone and why is that thing on tinder? According to Wikipedia, "she has been called 'the Sir Edmund Hillary of social climbing.'" Well, after selling her dying, shit media company to a larger company... Continue Reading →
This video is by far the best use of thirty hours I've found. Always appreciate the dynamic resulting from the merger of two great fictions. 300: Making America Great Again Donald Trump Parody. Perfect casting on the part of Ephialtes, that sniveling sack of political shit. Hopefully in the remake he'll cling to his shield with the same tenacity... Continue Reading →
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