Song of the Day (8/8/2018)

I know it's Wednesday, but: Today's EXCELLENT, OVER THE TOP CATCHY song of the day is Further On by Bronze Radio Return. Listen to it through. Don't confuse this with Führer On by Adolf Ft. The Jeffersons. Sorry if that was a little on the nose - I'm sitting at work, popping out the world's... Continue Reading →

Random Bidtits (7/24/2018)

Psyche!!!!! It's a song of the day today and it's San Francisco by Scott McKenzie. As some of you will know and none of you will care, I was in San Francisco last week and had quite the experience. Whether wading through a sea of homeless wanderers, stumbling into a dispensary 10 minutes before 8am... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (7/10/2018)

I just tore ass on the train and it smells like something heinous. People around me are cringing and disturbed paranoia and frantic confusion have gripped my end of the car with a swift vigor matched only by the violent shifts somewhere between my anus and small intestines. Fortunately, the good people at my hotel... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (6/25/2018)

Hey girl! I was ass-deep in my dryer this weekend, attempting to unfuck the heating element when Alone by Heart came on the speakers. I proceeding to listen to it three more times following that initial orgasm. It's super catchy so be careful, broheims. Speaking of ass-deep, I have to share a visual shared with... Continue Reading →

Arch Stanton Guest Post: Episode 7 of Today I Learned – Aleister Crowley

Aleister Crowley is another one of these historical figures who's brief biography always lists an array of bullshit before getting to the thing everyone knows them for. Mr Crowley was identified as a mountaineer, a poet, a theologian, a spy, a traitor to the British people, a sex addict, a drug experimenter, a magician and,... Continue Reading →

Arch Stanton Guest Post: Albums I Listened to Too Much in High School Presented for Your Judgment

Coheed and Cambria - "In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3": If you are unfamiliar with Coheed and Cambria... well, I'm sorry you have lived such an unfulfilled life. But the good news is that now is the time to change that! Coheed and Cambria is hard to classify by genre -- they were a square... Continue Reading →

Arch Stanton Guest Post: Best Kanye Featured Verses

If you hadn't noticed, everyone's favorite Kanye, Kanye West, has been Kanye-ing in the Kanye this Kanye. This post is not about that, because who really cares what Kanye thinks (NOTE - apparently everyone on the planet, including my mother). If you want that, I'm sure the Washington Post (good purchase Bezos!) has a long... Continue Reading →

Arch Stanton Guest Post: Introduction to Metal

One of my life's biggest laments is that I am forced to trawl music blogs for good metal music. You see, none of my friends are cool enough to listen to the metal genre and save me from being forced to read idiots complain about music on their blogs. Today, this idiot is going to... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (4/26/2018)

Today's song of the day is Ball and Chain by Social Distortion. I'd love to give a shoutout to the 1990s but this little doozy was released in 1990 - crazy to have come out so early in the decade given it's squarely a 1990s feel. Staying on the topic of balls and social distortions:... Continue Reading →

Arch Stanton Guest Posting: Most Incomprehensible Features by Rappers on Pop Songs

Following our last post that somehow featured two astonishingly bizarre feature tracks by respected hip hop artists on tracks to be featured on songs with music videos for middle school boys to masturbate to on TRL, I remain hinged on this odd subtopic of modern music. Which coked-out music producer thought these combinations were what... Continue Reading →

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