Beef Wellington Done Right

Hey all you cool cats and kittens. Want to cook and gorge your loneliness away during these quarantine times? Check this out: you need a beef tenderloin / filet mignon from your local meat market (no, the other one) as well as Pepperidge Farms (remembers) puff pastry. The mush is called mushroom duxelles and includes... Continue Reading →

Random Bidtits (7/1/2020)

Hi team! Hope everyone is doing just swell. Today is a collection of random stuff you'll find amusing, insightful, and/or offensive to your delicate sensibilities. Let us begin: You likely know that "three sheets to the wind" means to be inebriated. You also probably know this but in case you don't, here's the background per... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (6/24/2020)

Hello, fellow reader(s?)!  Happy Wednesday.  I understand that many people like to put a clever twist on the midpoint of the week by referring to it as "hump day" and as such, today's song of the day has to be Tunnel of Love by Dire Straits.   An old favorite of this burnt-out author.  As you... Continue Reading →

J-Pow’s Faux Pas and a Woman After my Own Heart

JEROOOOOOMMEEEEE!!! Tell me this was intentional COVID humor: And finally, a bad hombre shared this profile with me. I sometimes go to Home Depot just for a hot dog without getting anything else. And the Happy Gilmore reference is truly amazing:

Song of the Day (4/23/2020) and 14 Types Of Poo…

Alright, alright, alrighttttt.  Today's song of the day is an oldie but a goodie.  It's Ode to My Car (Piece of Shit Car) by Adam Sandler.  I positively loved this song 20+ years ago and having not listened to it in 10+ years, still do. I hate to do this again but this is high-flying... Continue Reading →

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