Pour one out for homegirl Ellen. Also, Dave Chappelle if you’re reading this, please do your full act at the next Duke Ellington School of the Arts school-wide assembly. You owe it to these little brats.
Ellen Page is now Elliot Page
Name for a Girl or a Body Part?
Annyong! As the title suggests, here are some names – actual, honest-to-Reagan names – for a girl that sound more like a body part, or body act, than a potential girlfriend: Lenis Pooja Mangena Rim Lesbia Sexburgis Oralee Placencia (this one made me consider filing this post under the "Food" category) How many awkward moments... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (11/3/2021)
Here’s a throwback to the nineties - please overlook the fact that it was released in Y2K - and I’m really digging this jam. It’s Crazy For This Girl by Evan and Jaron. Enjoy it! And with that, I’m off to invest in an elastane banana hammock. No Shave November 2020 was a warm one for... Continue Reading →
I’m Guessing They Met at a BDSM Bar…
We're all out here playing checkers while Bubly is out there playing chess...and fisting on the first date.
Is This What Childbirth Looks Like?!?
Just curious if this is what it looks like when a gray-haired child starts crowning... Separately, it's that time of year when the temperatures drop. Here's the first snowflake of the season:
Restless. Anal. Syndrome.
I don’t have enough time to decorate this post with the typical sexual innuendo but here’s an article titled “COVID-19’s latest bizarre side effect: ‘Restless anal syndrome’” from the NY Post. Some advice: knock off the hot sauce the moment you test positive for Covid, lest you want your britches to boil in your own... Continue Reading →
Random Bidtits (9/9/2021)
Bonjour!!! Here are some interesting items I've been meaning to share and in many cases, for quite some time. You should go onto Google Images and search for "cool cakes." There are some mighty neat ideas out there. Here's a website of 41 very neat cakes. Here are some photos that inspired me: Are you... Continue Reading →
Woman Arrested for Jewelry Theft
There was an article recently about a woman getting arrested for stealing from a jewelry store. Apparently, she was hiding watches in her snatch and carrying them out in that state. No word on the brand of watch but Timex may make sense. Per their slogan in the fifties and sixties "it takes a licking... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (1/12/2021)
Today's song of the day must be one of the greatest pump-up jams I've ever encountered. Seriously, it's auditory coke. It's Numa Numa by Tinna and SkiDropz. Quick fact: did you know that there are wedding bands and engagement rings that contain dinosaur bones and meteorite materials? Some bands have both. Check out this website... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (9/16/2020)
Hi all! Hope everyone is having an enjoyable day and is fully recuperated after white knuckling it through another Labor Day. Today's song of the day is a terrific throwback to the early nineties and actually shares a phonetic title with my old dating profiles. It's Mr. Vain by Culture Beat. Stay healthy!
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