The Seattle Sky Penis

Not sure if you guys and gals remember this from 2017 but a very brave and very courageous naval pilot drew a giant dong in the sky. Here’s an article on the matter from Popular Mechanics: The Legendary Saga of the Navy Sky Dong Concludes. That’s nice and all, but far more amusing is the... Continue Reading →

Butthole and Perineum Sunning

It’s a thing. Don’t believe me? Google it. Alleged health benefits include increased libido, enhanced immune function, and improved circulation, among others. Obviously none of this is medically backed and if anything, the sun exposure on sensitive parts is highly risky but you’ll never know until you try it. In the meantime, here are some... Continue Reading →

That’s Not What Thomas Schneider Would’ve Done

You have to be willing to part ways with the family jewelry if you’re going to follow in Amy’s size 15 steps. Amy - congrats! I’m sorry the media always presents your earnings in pre-tax figures. It’s obnoxious.

Prince Andrew, (Previously) His Royal Highness and Song of the Day (1/26/2022)

Before we commence with the lewd innuendo that is typical of this two-bit horse and buggy blog, can we please remember that everyone is innocent until proven guilty and that previously His Royal Highness Prince Andrew ("Albert" by his closest, most intimate friends) may not be guilty of these minor, minor offenses?  How can the... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (1/20/2022)

Howdy! Sometimes it’s the simple things in life. Today’s song of the day may be a bit basic but I felt compelled to share. It’s Ass N Titties by DJ Assault. There’s another version of Ass N Titties by Three 6 Mafia. Now enjoy this 1981 letter to all employees from the top brass at... Continue Reading →

I’m Not Here to Talk About My Transition!

I just saw the following article title and couldn’t help but be reminded of this scene from South Park. I don’t watch the show, but they have some gem videos on the YouTube. Here’s the article:

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