Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
I just tore ass on the train and it smells like something heinous. People around me are cringing and disturbed paranoia and frantic confusion have gripped my end of the car with a swift vigor matched only by the violent shifts somewhere between my anus and small intestines. Fortunately, the good people at my hotel... Continue Reading →
Hey girl! I was ass-deep in my dryer this weekend, attempting to unfuck the heating element when Alone by Heart came on the speakers. I proceeding to listen to it three more times following that initial orgasm. It's super catchy so be careful, broheims. Speaking of ass-deep, I have to share a visual shared with... Continue Reading →
As a child raised on television and pop culture, unlike dear Disillusioned Dilettante who was raised by CNBC and folk tales of Reagan in his Hollywood days, I have, at various points in time, developed romantic feelings for fictional characters. Don't act like this is weird. Don't act like you can't relate. Don't repress those... Continue Reading →
As you are well aware, el Presidente's latest scandal involves his putting his Cheeto-dusted penis where it doesn't belong ala Bill Clinton, our substitute-teacher President. Like you, I have taken violent steps to avoid hearing about a man in his sixties being paddled by a washed-up pornstar with a magazine with his face on the... Continue Reading →
Today's song of the day is Night's On Fire by David Nail. Country song but pretty mainstream and solid. So. Stormy Daniels. Turning out to be a real headache for Donald Trump of the East and his team of winged monkeys. There's a real threat that she's going to come out and actually admit that... Continue Reading →
Huma Mahmood Abedin. Or as you may know her, "Huma" (no relation to fellow A-list star and literal witness to unworldly keen depth perception, Uma Thurman). No, Huma didn't take her husband's last name. Yes, Huma's middle name reminds you of that particular appendage that shafted her political career. And much like her husband, Carlos... Continue Reading →
Gooooooood MORNING MIDDLE AMERICAAAAA!!!!! Short posting today. The following is a great quote (although the sperm part is cringeworthy) from Erick Gray: "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give... Continue Reading →
Ah, October 10th. Happy ten, ten, ten, twenty on yo titties, bitch. Today’s song of the day is Rack City by Tyga. Shout out to Mr. Rose. However, after two hours of slamming my clam hammer balls deep into an industry overview, I realized that today’s song of the day has to be Back Dat... Continue Reading →
I have recently got way too into the Bachelor, and they just released the cast of wannabes, and I spent waaaaaaay too long writing this. I got way too excited when I saw the cast for this season was released. And only four days before the premier! So much to consider in so little time!... Continue Reading →
HELLOOOOOOOO TRUMP NATION!!! Today, like many, will be a random collection of links, photos, and directionless insights. But first, we begin with a shoutout to our old friend and soothsayer, Donald Trump. Although he was grabbing at straws throughout much of the third debate (better he grab at straws than the alternative...), his performance was... Continue Reading →
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