Realizing That I Haven’t Posted in a While

I really don’t have anything of value so I’ll just give you the immediate update. I’m currently taking a massive shit and two little pieces won’t stop moving around. Looking for a flagellum or similar method of locomotion because everything else in the bowl is perfectly still save for these two small pieces. Now enjoy... Continue Reading →

Song(s) of the Day (8/14/2024)

GOOOOOD MORNINGGGGGGGG KURSK REGIONNNNNNNNN!!!  Been a while!  Let's kick this off with some songs of the day: Oh this one is stacked.  Make sure you have your bass turned up.  It's Euphoria by Kedela. Next one is more popular right now, it's Austin by Dasha.  Such a fun one! This next one is equally catchy:... Continue Reading →

Alá Groundhog Day, …

…whether my morning dung is a sinker or a floater seems to have predictive power on my day. Today will be a good day: this thing had a freeboard of at least 60% its total volume. It’s impossible to have a bad day following that level of buoyancy. Now enjoy these photos: Have a wonderful... Continue Reading →

Dance Dance Revolution and Your Butthole

There’s a lot of room for personal growth in this post so be ready for it. For decades, I’ve been wiping my hole in the same fashion: from front to back. No smells. No squishiness. No itching. Then in early 2023, I tried something new. After wiping from front to back and feeling that I... Continue Reading →

Song(s) of the Day (1/14/2024)

Hello, hello!  Been a while since we've done a song so here are some good and very diverse tracks for your enjoyment: The first song of the day is Modern Girl by the Bleachers.  Really, really fun song and as you know, this second-rate blog loves the Bleachers. The next song today is a classic:... Continue Reading →

Song(s) of the Day (9/16/2023)

A quick one today.  Some of these have been on my list for many months.  Let's begin: The first song is Love You Anyway by Luke Combs.  The dude has some serious talent and some great songs.  This one is slower. Next is a throwback to the 90s.  It's Far Behind by Candlebox.  Been a... Continue Reading →

Happy Capital Day 2023!!!

Happy Capital Day!!! It’s that time of year again in which we celebrate the countless, labored contributions of financial capital. From building Detroit and the American industrial machine to providing Americans with quality education and municipal fire and police services, capital has always been there when we needed it. Have a wonderful Capital Day and... Continue Reading →

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