Jake… Sullivan? Jake Who? Jake from State Farm?

The Republican Party has Jeff “Skunk” Baxter: Trump had John Bolton: Sean Connery had this crawling up his body: Meanwhile Joe Biden has Jake Sullivan, from Burlington Vermont: I think my point is pretty clear.

Song of the Day (7/4/2022)

Goooooooood morningggg freedom-loving-USAAAAAA!!! (Except in the case of 166.2 million women and their loved ones whose last few weeks have been…tumultuous. No pun intended but there’s no way abstinence is a stretch, give it a try. Give a hoot, don’t pollute...that hoohaa. By the way, I understand that by saying “women” instead of “people with... Continue Reading →

That’s Not What Thomas Schneider Would’ve Done

You have to be willing to part ways with the family jewelry if you’re going to follow in Amy’s size 15 steps. Amy - congrats! I’m sorry the media always presents your earnings in pre-tax figures. It’s obnoxious.

I Dream of Meme(e)

As you know, I spend zero time on social media and The Twitter. However, I randomly stumbled across the Twitter name “The Right to Bear Memes” and this bruh has some true gems. I made it roughly six weeks down the thread before losing interest but here are some of my favorites: Stay thirsty, mis... Continue Reading →

How I Feel When Engaging Coworkers

This 20 second scene from 21 Jump Street is exactly how I feel when speaking with coworkers. Nothing is ever retained and we undoubtedly revisit the same problems the following day.

I’m Not Here to Talk About My Transition!

I just saw the following article title and couldn’t help but be reminded of this scene from South Park. I don’t watch the show, but they have some gem videos on the YouTube. Here’s the article:

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