Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Before we get to the house of the day, I'd like to begin with a passage from John Galt's speech at the end of Atlas Shrugged. Spend some time soaking this in: “Just as man can’t exist without his body, so no rights can exist without the right to translate one’s rights into reality—to think,... Continue Reading →
"Thou, nature, art my goddess; to thy law My services are bound. Wherefore should I Stand in the plague of custom, and permit The curiosity of nations to deprive me, For that I am some twelve or fourteen moonshines Lag of a brother? Why bastard? wherefore base? … Legitimate Edgar, I must have your land.... Continue Reading →
I couldn't be more thrilled with this guy. Three years ago, I strongly disliked him. Fast forward to 2018 and this guy is both a personal hero and officially the real life Tony Stark. Here is an amazing series-of-photos meme from the internets: And another great photo: And to think, last weekend I stumbled across... Continue Reading →
I just tore ass on the train and it smells like something heinous. People around me are cringing and disturbed paranoia and frantic confusion have gripped my end of the car with a swift vigor matched only by the violent shifts somewhere between my anus and small intestines. Fortunately, the good people at my hotel... Continue Reading →
Do you ever get the feeling of resentment for your current place of residence? Traffic sucks, or shitty grocery stores, or sub par transport, or that weird homeless guy that is VERY opinionated on "the Zionists"? I find myself whining frequently in my Stepford Wives-ass suburb, but then I will watch a show and think,... Continue Reading →
If you are reading this, there's a great chance you don't know shit-all about cricket besides "former British colonies play it" and "it takes forever". Unrelated to the topic at hand, did you know the Indian cricket league, in an attempt to ward off any singular-franchise dynasties, has a full-scale free agency period once every... Continue Reading →
Today, it's Twistin' the Night Away by Sam Cooke. Excellent, excellent song. Let's see, what else is new. Our dear friend and occasional contributor Arch Stanton shared a raving review for the following book: I came across a Matt Lauer lookalike in the top right of the following: Matt's finally on the other end of... Continue Reading →
Here’s the link but the story is below: Thank you for joining us today, Middle-earth media. I’d like to start today’s briefing by addressing the recent news of the Witch-King’s indictment. The Witch-King of Angmar was an extremely minor cog within the Ringwraith organization and has never had, nor currently has, a relationship with Lord... Continue Reading →
Who here remembers the GTA series from our youth? If so, you will remember the Faggio: a parody of both Vespa and Piaggio. Here's a photo from the game: Cool, right? Well I came across the ULTIMATE Faggio last weekend. Huge faggio move. Big league faggio. Thanks, guy. Dick move when I'm desperately searching for... Continue Reading →
Annyong! And welcome, from 'Merica's heartland. Let's get right into it. On a flight to Las Vegas earlier this week I came across this, a woman CLIPPING HER NAILS ON THE FLIGHT: I was immediately put off my this lack of regard for humanity. But, alas, she ended up being super nice and we spent... Continue Reading →
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