Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
...is happening right now! That's right, viewers. Just like the gimmicky shit cable television has recently served up with live on-air family sitcoms, I'm delivering you up-to-the-minute updates from our vacation home's sole latrine. Numerous adults. One shit can. Well, we made quesadillas this evening with homegrown jalapeños and the results are in: (Photo heavily... Continue Reading →
The photo below was forwarded to me by The Shadow. This is gold, Jerry. GOLD!
Peloton should partner with Slimfast and Hoover for the holidays. Save husbands the trouble of finding multiple gifts for their wives.
I understand this would be a civil suit but could there possibly be established precedent set by a penal code? They're really putting Bruce Jenner's main legacy on the chopping block. I know Bruce probably has a lot of negative feelings about this but he's probably better off is he just sucks it up and... Continue Reading →
Good fuckin' morning to ya! Today's song of the day is a little older (from 1990) but makes for some great listening. It's Meet In The Middle by Diamond Rio. I know I've posted on this subject before but I love the concept. According to legitimate-source, #REALnews Wikipedia, "rolling coal" is the practice of modifying... Continue Reading →
Annyong! For my amateur theoretical physicists in the audience, here is a video on YouTube titled Space and Time into a Single Continuum that is well worth your spacetime. It does a great job of breaking down a complex and highly abstract theory into a more manageable explanation. It's 11 minutes long but something to... Continue Reading →
...but it could just as easily come from Barry Bonds or Trump/Putin 2016.
I struggled with this one. A lot. Two good hombres told me not to share the photo. I trust both people's judgment completely. Unfortunately, I feel like I have to share this with the world. Not to offend the woman, whose photograph I recently took at the airport, but because the resemblance is just too... Continue Reading →
Ooooooohhhh. Awkward. That's it for today! Stay in drugs, don't do school.
Approximately five to six weeks ago, our firm won a new engagement: our client was/is a women owned business with a demanding (and absolutely baller) female CEO. Following the kickoff meeting, I was working my ass off for this chick. Well, a few days later, I was at home on my stairmaster, doing steps in... Continue Reading →
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