Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Time is of the essence! Today's song of the day is another great pump-up jam. It's Summer Air by Italobrothers. Now for some photos of the week. Obligatory Arrested Development shoutout as it's been too long: Awesome shoutout to Señor Jefe Bezos: Shoutout to my boy Bruce Wayne and that Mexican chick from Black Widow... Continue Reading →
It's a good one! In fact, it's an absolutely fantastic song. It's Sedona by Houndmouth. Give it a try. Now, some random photos to get your juices flowing. And finally, to quote Tobias while eating at Burger King with Carl Weathers, "oh sure, as long as you don't bring attention to it": Young, self interested,... Continue Reading →
...that we're entitled, refuse the threat of hard labor, and are merely paper-pushers looking to make the next quick buck without actually producing anything. Bullshit. That's a Grade-A load of malarkey. That sort of nonsense is on par with Chelsea Manning kicking off its political campaign with theme song Born This Way by Lady Ga-gaaa.... Continue Reading →
And a Merry Christmas to all! Today's song of the day is A Mad Russian's Christmas by Trans Siberian Orchestra. And a lump of coal to all the rest of you
This is the first time any of us at Gobias have heard of a land deal! ...have you seen the latest agricultural report? Coffee is up, nothing is hotter than coffee...
Little known fact from Arrested Development: in all of the holiday episodes, Lupe can we seen wearing a Bluth family sweater from the most recent prior holiday. “FINE!!! I’LL DOESBUSTER!!!” Anyone else notice that Jerome Powell is a cross between Dr. Oz and Ron Paul? Happy Halloween! Hey. Why do fish like Salt Water? Because... Continue Reading →
Throw him in the main stream. Check it, frozen spicy rice from TJ’s, chicken, tomato soup, goat cheese, and some seasonings. Make it in bulk and it lasts days! And for my finance friends boning up on their ampersands and abbreviations: Nah, candidly, I opened this thing and it was painfully amateur. I’d rather pinch... Continue Reading →
A) Sorry to block out the location info. It is Uber, so she’s not in London. It is not an UberBoat, so she’s not in Puerto Rico. There is a functioning street lamp, so she’s not in North Korea. She does speak English, so she’s not in Miami or SoCal. She is driving, so she’s not in Saudi... Continue Reading →
Salutations! It’s my fancy way of saying...hello! Today’s song of the day is a new one: it’s What Lovers Do by Maroon 5 and SZA. So we all know of Martin Shkreli (aka Pharma Bro) and how much of an anus he is, but did you know that he has two unexpected doppelgängers? The first... Continue Reading →
First off, a little photo: And now an article from Bloomberg. "That sounds like another one of those gradeless, structureless, new age feel-gooderies." - Michael Bluth Startup Juicero Shutters Operations and Seeks a Buyer By Eric Newcomer September 1, 2017, 2:37 PM EDT September 1, 2017, 3:35 PM EDT Juicero Inc., the vegetable and fruit... Continue Reading →
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