Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Annyong! I'm in search of the impossible. Below is a pair of Nantucket reds with an embroidered pattern of crickets playing cricket and squash playing squash (currently $40 at Macy's). While I absolutely love these, I'm in hot pursuit of some Nantucket reds with pickles playing pickleball. I'm going to guess that Polo's Chief Design... Continue Reading →
Okay, we all know I've been dropping some real drivel on this puppy as of late. However, with today's song of the day, I'm going to turn your world upside down. I expect you'll be thinking "you know, DD, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like... Continue Reading →
and now the zoo is looking for me. Zing! Count it.
"Are you new to this part?" Bonus: Why did the baker apply for the open job? Because he needed the dough.
Are there any activist investors who would like to join me as I calmly make my way to their annual meeting: This management team isn't going to like me when I'm angry.
and we've been playing a lot of lawn volleyball lately. We use the paperclips to hold down the rope around the court but they always pop out and get sucked into the lawnmower. My answer is to get metal spikes that will permanently anchor the rope deep into the lawn. My problem is that I... Continue Reading →
Per Wikipedia, the fountain of periodically guilt-ridden knowledge due to your lack of quarterly donations, the Boss 429 Mustang is a high performance Ford Mustang variant that was offered by Ford from 1969 to 1970. The Boss 429 is recognized as being among some of the most rare and highly valued muscle cars to date. ... Continue Reading →
I know, I know: two posts "of the day" isn't kosher. But still, I'm 100% ready to ballyhoo the fuck out of these views and this outdoor space (as well as the master bedroom and washroom). Save for the vertiginous drops, I'm absolutely in love with the outdoors, particularly the cypress trees on the property. ... Continue Reading →
Did you know that the Wikipedia page for "Jesus Christ" has a total of 457 reference citations while the Wikipedia page for "LeBron James" has a total of 408? Oh, and "Pope Francis" has 581, "List of LGBT Firsts by Year" has 258, and "Sexuality in Ancient Rome" has 692. Tough love, Jesus. Those pesky... Continue Reading →
I'm not feeling it today so I'll keep the typical acrimonious vitriol (redundant?) to a minimum. Anyway, let's dive right in! Today's song of the day is Gloria by The Lumineers. Solid song. Just like Mumford and Sons, it's excruciatingly white bread. Now for some random crap: My Seinfeld friends will enjoy this: My Fans... Continue Reading →
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