Not much today other than how great it this tank and rear side with the flag? OPI (opportunity for improvement): replace Trumpy with Joe Exotic and his team of big cats.
Trump Tank
How to Spend Your Gubment Handout
This guy (or gal) knows exactly what to do: Hopefully amazon has deemed chafing cream an essential medical product.
Happy 500th Post!
That's right! Musings and Malarkey not only turns 4 this month, but today we're celebrating our 500th post! However, today's posting is somewhat muted given some bad news in the world of sports: per Dick Pound, the olympics have been post-boned to 2021: I expect Dick is feeling pretty deflated about all of this and... Continue Reading →
Joe Exotic 2024
I know that nearly all of you are now familiar with Joe Exotic and the majority of you have now watched Netflix's Tiger King in all its spectacular glory. I'm going to do something I've never done before and promote a TV show right here and right now. PLEASE do yourself the biggest favor possible... Continue Reading →
Here’s The Best Fallout Character EVER
Also, I don't mean to shit all over your second amendment rights, but are they fucking serious with this: I'm all for presidential irreverence and locker room talk but this is some stupid shit. "Honey, before you leave to pick up groceries and medicine would you mind checking if we're out of firearms, grenades, or... Continue Reading →
COVID-19 Pickup Lines
Good morning, all! I hope everyone is happy and healthy and staying that way. As such, I'd like to promote some cheer and post some pickup lines related to an otherwise sad subject. Enjoy: Stay home and stay healthy.
Song of the Day (3/17/2020)
I know a lot of you are stuck working from home so this song felt appropriate today. It's Beat It by Michael Jackson. I hope you enjoy the rhythm as you cream your spinach or season your sausage.
Song of the Day (2/26/2020)
GOOD MORNINGGGGGGG WUHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN! I just wanted to say that. To quote Michael Bluth, I have no follow-up. Or I do, but they seem inappropriate for the time being. Today's song of the day is This Is Your Night by Amber. Toss on your dancing clogs and push-up bra because this jam is bumpin'. Here's a... Continue Reading →
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