Wow This Guy is Progressive!

An 18x increase? Wow! So progressive. Pocahontas could learn a thing or two from this mustached snowflake of the hombres, by the hombres, and for the hombres. I mean, maybe it has something to do with runaway Venezuelan inflation but I’m sure it’ll be just as transitory as that of Los Estados Unidos. So. Anyone... Continue Reading →

Post-SOTU “Bedtime Burritos” Were a Bad Idea

Not sure if anyone else is in the habit of enjoying burritos before bedtime - I highly recommend starting the tradition as an annual post-SOTU snack - but this year’s burrito left my butt bruised, blemished, and baffled. I typically like to think that my yodeling yoo-hoo has high entropy but I’m not sure I... Continue Reading →

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