Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
We begin with a snippet from a Bloomberg article: In memory of Back Page, which I must admit, I never actually visited until seized by the federalis, todays song of the day is Big Pimpin' by Jay-Z. Candidly, the song sucks and the artist is even worse but I have to pay homage to pimpin... Continue Reading →
As I am sure you are aware, America's vengeful nerd king faced off against a board of Senators who we were very pleased were able to avoid asking about "how to download the wifi" or to explain what memes were. The purpose of this hearing was... to, ahh... well, it was never made abundantly clear.... Continue Reading →
So glad we have what he goes by for his middle name. First and only? Really? Game changer? Really? There's too much to dissect here. Think tank leader?!? Bowling Green State University. YOU WENT TO BOWLING GREEN STATE UNIVERSITY. NOT NORTHWESTERN. NOT HARVARD. NOT CORNELL. FUCKING. BOWLING. GREEN. STATE. I want everyone to message and... Continue Reading →
As a child raised on television and pop culture, unlike dear Disillusioned Dilettante who was raised by CNBC and folk tales of Reagan in his Hollywood days, I have, at various points in time, developed romantic feelings for fictional characters. Don't act like this is weird. Don't act like you can't relate. Don't repress those... Continue Reading →
PETA has a notorious billboard with a bunch of farm animals and pets in a row, asking where you draw the line between dinner and a pet? Obviously the answer is after the chicken but before the horse (I've eaten Ikea meatballs, so I'm even flexible on the horse -- an incredible creature with a... Continue Reading →
Time is of the essence! Today's song of the day is another great pump-up jam. It's Summer Air by Italobrothers. Now for some photos of the week. Obligatory Arrested Development shoutout as it's been too long: Awesome shoutout to Señor Jefe Bezos: Shoutout to my boy Bruce Wayne and that Mexican chick from Black Widow... Continue Reading →
Someone recommended the Bravo reality TV show "Vanderpump Rules." Apparently, this show is a spin off of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and focuses on one of the women from that show and her restaurant she allegedly runs, and all the aspiring models, singers and actors. It's basically "Jersey Shore" on the west coast... Continue Reading →
What? What did you expect? Remember, always, always, ALWAYS bust your murphies before packing them in.
Hola! Today's song of the day is Blue Suede Shoes by Komodo. Solid pump-up song for those sad sacks out there who are feeling deflated and just dragging. Some random thoughts today to get your noggin turning. First, does anyone here feel that the NYSE is guilty of entrapment for letting retail investors buy shares... Continue Reading →
As you are well aware, el Presidente's latest scandal involves his putting his Cheeto-dusted penis where it doesn't belong ala Bill Clinton, our substitute-teacher President. Like you, I have taken violent steps to avoid hearing about a man in his sixties being paddled by a washed-up pornstar with a magazine with his face on the... Continue Reading →
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