Category: Neckbearding

Song of the Day (4/2/2025)

Jerrrryyy, HELLLOOOOOOO!!!!!! Today’s song of the day is Time To Say Goodbye by Andrea Bocelli and Sarah Brightman. Eh, here’s another one for you! It’s Where Is The Dwarf by Dominik Witka. That’s it for today! Have a lovely evening.

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HOW!!! WHO COULD’VE SEEN THIS COMING?!?

Literally, I called this happening like three times on this blog. Sucks and all but, well, that mustache… I’ll reserve judgement until we have further clarity on his intentions regarding further arms sales and that mustache.

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Is it Still a Dingleberry After it’s Been Wrenched Off?

I don’t know. I’m just asking questions, man. Now here’s one from The Shadow for ya: did you hear about the cross eyed seamstress? She couldn’t mend straight. Now enjoy these photos. Have a great day!

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Alá Groundhog Day, …

…whether my morning dung is a sinker or a floater seems to have predictive power on my day. Today will be a good day: this thing had a freeboard of at least 60% its total volume. It’s impossible to have a bad day following that level of buoyancy. Now enjoy these photos: Have a wonderful... Continue Reading →

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I Didn’t Apply Myself In School And My Knowledge Of History Is A Little Hazy

Should I be worried about a populist uprising at a major German institution with ties to the German state? We’re totally fine, right? Also! Huge shoutout to Dr. Bluman who recommended the song Hey Pablo by Anti Up. Fun beat! Plus, you know, Paul is arguably the most important figure ever in terms of spreading... Continue Reading →

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Dance Dance Revolution and Your Butthole

There’s a lot of room for personal growth in this post so be ready for it. For decades, I’ve been wiping my hole in the same fashion: from front to back. No smells. No squishiness. No itching. Then in early 2023, I tried something new. After wiping from front to back and feeling that I... Continue Reading →

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