Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
What do you think? Must I go home and get changed or can these get me through tonight, and perhaps even the better part of tomorrow? Also. Let me beat you to your next question. I’m mostly confident that the underwear were simply spun around and I don’t have an off-center butthole.
I’m starting a new thread today. Having many years of car stories saved up, it’s time I start sharing these. Let’s start with the relatively benign. We had Mexican food last weekend. Went to the restaurant with the family, although I drove separately. I had a very, very meaty dish and had lots of steak... Continue Reading →
T.E. Lawrence says this about his overwhelmingly gay time in the military: “In horror of such sordid commerce our youths began indifferently to slake one another's few needs in their own clean bodies… a cold convenience that, by comparison, seemed sexless and even pure. Later, some began to justify this sterile process, and swore that... Continue Reading →
Been a while since we’ve done one of these awkward moments posts, amirite? But this is just too good: Part Uno: Part Deux: Oof.
GOOOOOD MORNINGGGGGGGG KURSK REGIONNNNNNNNN!!! Been a while! Let's kick this off with some songs of the day: Oh this one is stacked. Make sure you have your bass turned up. It's Euphoria by Kedela. Next one is more popular right now, it's Austin by Dasha. Such a fun one! This next one is equally catchy:... Continue Reading →
I don’t know. I’m just asking questions, man. Now here’s one from The Shadow for ya: did you hear about the cross eyed seamstress? She couldn’t mend straight. Now enjoy these photos. Have a great day!
VA-CHINAAAA!!!! VAGINAAAA!!!! Vagina! That’s a vagina! Right there. Dude has lips below his lips. Big old vagina. Oof. Wow. Geez. Now I want some cuddy.
Enjoy! Have a wonderful day!
ESG alone could never be progressive enough.
There’s a lot of room for personal growth in this post so be ready for it. For decades, I’ve been wiping my hole in the same fashion: from front to back. No smells. No squishiness. No itching. Then in early 2023, I tried something new. After wiping from front to back and feeling that I... Continue Reading →
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