Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
I really don’t have anything of value so I’ll just give you the immediate update. I’m currently taking a massive shit and two little pieces won’t stop moving around. Looking for a flagellum or similar method of locomotion because everything else in the bowl is perfectly still save for these two small pieces. Now enjoy... Continue Reading →
I don’t know. I’m just asking questions, man. Now here’s one from The Shadow for ya: did you hear about the cross eyed seamstress? She couldn’t mend straight. Now enjoy these photos. Have a great day!
But I just saw a billboard for Shopify stating “Over 10% of US Commerce Flows Through Shopify, But Who’s Counting?” Did they not catch the memo that Biden and Trump - both - are going after big tech monopolies? Hey does anybody know if Jim Cramer is Jewish? Khanservative here over and out.
Guten morgen! Another quick one - today’s song of the day is If You Leave Me Now by Chicago. An oldie and a goodie, just like me. Now check out these nice photos: Bis später!
ESG alone could never be progressive enough.
Some random photos for your enjoyment. I love this: I also love this: And hate this: And love this: And here’s some other random photos for you: Have a good evening!
These union members are just like the walruses jumping off the cliff in Our Planet... or buffalos, gang rushing each other over a cliff. The unions literally watched firsthand what happened to every. single. manufacturer in the Rust Belt…and are still forcing their own demise. Why can’t they help themselves?!? Oh, and a belated Happy... Continue Reading →
True story. Last week, I was at the park and a man was there with his dog, affectionately named Muffin. It was all fine and dandy until he started repeatedly yelling “Come Muffin” not far from the children’s playground. Woof. That’s enough pride month for me - let’s get back to May. Fun fact: May... Continue Reading →
…or you can just tell Johnny Rockets to fuck off and go make your own. Impressed? I was. Also, how can you be down 700%?!? And this from Leon, Spain: And this from…Italy? Have a wonderful day!
Because I think I’m going to be sick. Also:
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