Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Today's first song of the day is an old favorite from 1996: it's How Bizarre by OMC. Solid nineties music video too. The second song of the day is You're The One That I Want from Grease. Now enjoy this lovely assortment of Americana mags: Have a wonderful Friday!
It's a sad day for the world's greatest salesman (and based on the photo below, the world's worst negotiator).
Happy new year! I'm currently on a marathon work call so will use this time productively to share some outrageously priced and out-of-reach homes with you. But first: oil well gushers! If you haven't seen images of the Kuwaiti oil field fires from 1991, check them out on Google Images. Far below is a photo... Continue Reading →
How, THE FUCK, did Joe Exotic not get a pardon? Has Trump never heard of the Tiger King? Has he never logged into Netflix and reached for the film cover with the tiger? Feminists should delight that we finally found a pussy that Trump hasn’t grabbed.
Good morning! Here are some random photos that you may enjoy:
I'll be at the red lobster in case you change your mind!
This one has been a long time coming. This is a big shoutout to a few of you...we'll see if you know who you are. Today's song of the day is Kiss You All Over by Exile. (Hint: waaaaaaait, you don't wan breakfaaaast?) HoTS fans out there? I had a good laugh at this (of... Continue Reading →
When it's leg day, every day. Get huge and never ever admit to inhaling. #legstoo
...is happening right now! That's right, viewers. Just like the gimmicky shit cable television has recently served up with live on-air family sitcoms, I'm delivering you up-to-the-minute updates from our vacation home's sole latrine. Numerous adults. One shit can. Well, we made quesadillas this evening with homegrown jalapeños and the results are in: (Photo heavily... Continue Reading →
We lost a great composer today. Ennio, born in Rome on November 10, 1928, passed away. As such today's songs of the day are For A Few Dollars More, The Ecstasy Of Gold, and The Trio by the man himself. From what I hear and not at all from personal experience, if you're on magic... Continue Reading →
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