Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
As I am sure you are aware, America's vengeful nerd king faced off against a board of Senators who we were very pleased were able to avoid asking about "how to download the wifi" or to explain what memes were. The purpose of this hearing was... to, ahh... well, it was never made abundantly clear.... Continue Reading →
As a child raised on television and pop culture, unlike dear Disillusioned Dilettante who was raised by CNBC and folk tales of Reagan in his Hollywood days, I have, at various points in time, developed romantic feelings for fictional characters. Don't act like this is weird. Don't act like you can't relate. Don't repress those... Continue Reading →
PETA has a notorious billboard with a bunch of farm animals and pets in a row, asking where you draw the line between dinner and a pet? Obviously the answer is after the chicken but before the horse (I've eaten Ikea meatballs, so I'm even flexible on the horse -- an incredible creature with a... Continue Reading →
Someone recommended the Bravo reality TV show "Vanderpump Rules." Apparently, this show is a spin off of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and focuses on one of the women from that show and her restaurant she allegedly runs, and all the aspiring models, singers and actors. It's basically "Jersey Shore" on the west coast... Continue Reading →
As you are well aware, el Presidente's latest scandal involves his putting his Cheeto-dusted penis where it doesn't belong ala Bill Clinton, our substitute-teacher President. Like you, I have taken violent steps to avoid hearing about a man in his sixties being paddled by a washed-up pornstar with a magazine with his face on the... Continue Reading →
Today is a guest posting from our very own Arch Stanton, who can sometimes prove hard to find. A preliminary note from Arch to kick off his posting: Really just an excuse to talk about my dick, I used WordPad so it could probably use a spell check. A recent vacation featured a discussion of great... Continue Reading →
Great article from this blog on the economics of free trade. While I typically avoid blogs given they're really just a mouthpiece for gutless, nameless bitchers and moaners, this article was different. But before I share the article, here's a piece of produce from my local grocer: Took this ages ago. I've been sitting on... Continue Reading →
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