Hello, fellow reader(s?)! Happy Wednesday. I understand that many people like to put a clever twist on the midpoint of the week by referring to it as “hump day” and as such, today’s song of the day has to be Tunnel of Love by Dire Straits. An old favorite of this burnt-out author. As you sit there and munch on this little ditty, enjoy the following brand of “olive salad,” which in itself sounds dirty AF:
Remember: if there aren’t real tears, it’s not real sex.