That’s right! Musings and Malarkey not only turns 4 this month, but today we’re celebrating our 500th post!
However, today’s posting is somewhat muted given some bad news in the world of sports: per Dick Pound, the olympics have been post-boned to 2021:
I expect Dick is feeling pretty deflated about all of this and I know he’s going to miss the handball and shooting events.
Per The Shadow, maybe he’ll stay at home and have his own triathlon: 1) clean and jerk, 2) broad jump, and 3) solo three legged race.
It’s only appropriate that the 500th post is one giant penis joke – hopefully you got them and I didn’t have to hit you over the head with it.