Song of the Day (10/15/2018)

Today’s “song of the day” is named after a favorite drinking game from my beer-guzzling youth. The song is Crank That by Soulja Boy. I remember (or don’t) nights spent gargoyling atop rows of kegs whilst my school chums would pound natties and play “watch me crank it watch me roll…then Superman that oooh” – an elaborate drinking game with details too complex for this medium.

Across the fraternity’s velvet-laced basement lounge, my accompli…peers would get a group of guys together and play “I’m bouncin’ on my toe watch me super soak dat ooooooh” – that too described an arousing drinking game. If we were lucky, the underage sisters from the visiting sorority would bring sake to really up the ante and we’d all end up “turning Japanese” courtesy of their youthful bending nature.

But careful! A good drinker/lifter always thinks ahead and brings protection to these parties. We’ve heard of the ravaging effects of the infamous “blue waffle.” If you’re not careful, you may end up with a:

Pack it tight, pack it right.

…drinking game.

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  1. Totally threw me for a loop…where’s the casual game of Devils Triangle??

    On Mon, Oct 15, 2018 at 10:15 PM Musings and Malarkey wrote:

    > Disillusioned Dilettante posted: “Today’s “song of the day” is named after > a favorite drinking game from my beer-guzzling youth. The song is Crank > That by Soulja Boy. I remember (or don’t) nights spent gargoyling atop rows > of kegs whilst my school chums would pound natties and play “wat” >

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